Just your average oxford comma enthusiast.

sofluffia:

Did they just disappear a troll out of this plane of existence?

religiousmom:

Hey stop not talking to me First i hate you

iwishihadafather:

This is fucking horrifying

iwishihadafather:

This is fucking horrifying

(Source: katara)

flamingegg:

pros to dating me:

  • i’ll actually respond to ur text
  • u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
  • we can hold hands
  • butt touches
  • cuddles? ? ? yes good
  • i’ll play with your hair
  • u don’t have to worry about me liking other people bc i’m annoyed by almost everyone
  • smooches

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(Source: radgoku)

  • Nick: Dora is getting cancelled this year
  • Dora:
  • Dora:
  • Dora: Yo he venido aquí para pasar un buen rato y yo honestamente siento tan atacado ahora

yungterra:

laggylife:

jesus fucking christ

give me them titddies momther

alt-j:

why is James spelled with an s. why is it plural. more than 1 Jame. how many James.

leadhooves:

housewifeswag:

the look on their faces though. its like “omfg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”

omg cutest ever

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

(Source: toptumbles)

(Source: dorrismccomics)

nosdrinker:

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE

(Source: tentacleprincess)

snckpck:

DONT BE AFRAID TO MOVE ON IF THE PERSON YOU LIKE DOESNT LIKE YOU BACK. GRAB A BOTTLE OF FRUIT PUNCH AND BAG OF DORITOS AND LIVE YOUR LIFE!!!

  • Waitress: do you have any questions about the menu?
  • Me: what kind of font is this?

reallyreallyreallytrying:

mystic-bullshitt:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean

*they’re

congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps

(Source: yeezuspoetry)